IF YOU DAAAAARE… )Ġ6 – The ‘No One Told Me Halle Berry Was My Chauffeur’ Look.Ġ7 – The ‘Lets Hit Notes Only Stray Dogs Can Hear’ Look.Ġ8 – The ‘Just Because Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Have Sexy Mugshots Doesn’t Mean I Have To’ Look.Ġ8 – The ‘Excuse Me While I Simulate Taking A Dump On Stage’ Look.Ġ9 – The ‘Who Wants To See My Ping Pong Ball Trick?’ Look.ġ0 – The ‘When Fraggle Rock Met Whatever Happened To Baby Jane’ Look.ġ1 – The ‘Bangs Don’t Even Look Good On The Prettiest of Girls, Let Alone, Ummm’ Look.ġ2 – The ‘CAMELTOE! CAMAMPELTOE! COMPOMPLETOE!’ Look. So, in the interest of pulling myself (and, hopefully, a lot of other like-minded needy souls on the interwebs) out of the dumps, here’s a collection of pictures of Christina Aguilera at her worst… ENJOY!Ġ1 – The ‘Either My Momma Never Taught Me How To Apply Make Up’ Look or the ‘I Smeared My Lipstick After Two Bags Of Chick-Fil-A’ Look.Ġ2 – The ‘Lets Stare Pensively Off In The Distance Whilst I Work Out How To Discretely Eat My Microphone’ Look.Ġ3 – The Official ‘Jenna Maroney – Me Want Food -Tribute Act’ Look.Ġ4 – The ‘Who Wants To See My Cooch?’ Look (If you’re really curious, skip through to #12. Look, we’ve never met the woman, but there is just something about her that makes you actively root for her to fail at every turn. And, let’s face it, there’s no celebrity out there more unlikeable than Mextina Aguilera. It’s like my momma always used to say – if you don’t have anything nice to say, at least make sure you’re saying it about someone who’s awful. And sometimes, when times get tough, you’ve just got to think of how much how much worse things could be. Just throwing it out there now – I’ve had a horrible couple of weeks. And of course, that voice which remains as remarkable and as powerful as ever.LOOK. Dressed as a kind of Barberella cyber warrior, she certainly knows how to create a spectacle which ranged from space-age burlesque to sci-fi cabaret to Rn’B flavoured future pop. He was delighted to find “Bionic” and “Vanity” were on a set list, jam packed with hits and a show fuelled by Aguilera’s enthusiasm and her incredible dancers’ nonstop energy. Our photographer Andy Von Pip was at her Liverpool show (fittingly the home of Ladytron) to capture the action. It now enjoys a cult like status amongst fans and has recently enjoyed a critical reappraisal.Īguilera’s recent EP La Fuerza, is her first new music in Spanish since 2000’s Mi Reflejo as she returned to the UK for a short run of arena shows. It also demonstrates that Aguilera’s instincts were entirely correct. It was conceived when Aguilera had been listening to a lot of electronic music whilst pregnant and a deep dive into the superb deluxe version proves it was certainly way ahead of its time. In many ways, Bionic proved to be one of her most divisive albums with rumours emerging of the record label losing their nerve and releasing a version of the album Aguilera had not originally envisaged. Perhaps one of her most ambitious projects was the forward-looking future pop of Bionic, an album which saw her collaborate with the likes of Peaches, M.I.A., UK synth legends Ladytron and Santigold. She’s also been something of a master of reinvention, from Christina the teen pop sensation to working with Redman and Rockwilder and introducing a new dark-haired alter ego in the shape of Xtina. Time magazine once described her “one of the most strikingly gifted singers to come along since Mariah Carey.” And one possessed with one of the biggest voices. With worldwide sales of over 43 million records, over 3 billion YouTube views and five No.1 US singles, it’s safe to say Christina Aguilera has established herself as, over the course of 22 plus years, one of the biggest pop stars in the world.
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